Bachelor Pad Essentials

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Ok guys, time to talk about bachelor pad essentials. When you least expect it, a girl is going to join you at your bachelor pad and you better be ready!

Women can be very nosy and this is when their senses are on high alert.

Get the bachelor pad essentials right! 

The bathroom
The bathroom is where girls learn all about guys. This is the one place in the house where they discover any, potential, skeletons in your closet.

Pubic hairs, piss spots on the floor and hardened toothpaste stuck on the counter are during the week events, I get it, but come the weekend or whenever you move into your alter ego Casanova state, clean it up!

Keep the bath spotless and ready for inspection. Keep an extra toothbrush and have a couple of high quality cologne's stand out. 

Have alcohol, mixers and limes
I always have a bottle of Goose vodka, red and white wine and two kinds of beer on hand. Also, have proper glasses for the proper drinks.

Clean wine glasses go with wine. NFL logo plastic cups, though impressive on game day, don’t work with cosmopolitans.

Got condoms?
Need I mention this? Hidden of course 

Hide the medicines
She doesn’t need to know that you and athletes foot are doing battle. 

Bachelor pad essentials, Make your crib smell good
Men always forget this essential.

The six day old bag of garbage under the sink is not a sex pheromone. The female nose knows!

Mask shit with a candle if you have to but an occasional real cleaning and a visit to your trash can won't hurt. 

Have music ready to go
These days there is no excuse not to have all kinds of music ready. I ask her what she likes and then I play it. Steve Jobs did a wonderful thing. Music is a powerful tool to get women comfortable and in the mood, USE IT! 

Got a fireplace? 
Huge points! Have a fake log ready. Don’t forget to open the damper…like I did. 

Decorate at least one room 
Decorate the living room somewhat professionally. Framed artwork will give her a window into your life. That way when the rest of the place looks like crap, you can say, "I'm decorating."

I surf and rock climb. My photographs and art represent this. Get ideas in magazines, copy, and paste.  

The Bedroom
This is a special room. Leave the door open so she can see but don’t bring her all the way in when showing her your bachelor pad. Notice how she reacts.

She will give telltale signs how comfortable she is. Her mind will be processing this room, so keep it clean, and decorated nicely.  

Don’t advertise BACHELOR PAD. Be subtle. 
This is a big one. The music already on, lights dimmed and the match next to the log are threatening signs to a girl.

Make it seem that this doesn’t happen often and you will impress her. The key here is to be totally prepared but you can fumble a bit like this is knew to you. "Oh, there is my bottle of Dom Perignon!"  (haha)

Change your attitude
Remember, she is very nervous entering your home. She feels vulnerable. She doesn’t know if your ax murdering days are over. 

Realize this and take her coat, get her a drink and be a better listener than you were earlier. This will pay spades as she becomes more comfortable. 

Got a furry friend?
Huge points (unless she hates pets which means she is the ax murderer) Use the harry beast to your advantage. Introduce the two of them.

And while your pit bull is gnawing on her leg, get her a drink. If girls see you as a loving pet owner they will feel comfortable and rip off their clothes, (maybe!) 

Bachelor Pad Essentials, Conclusion 

When you least expect it, a girl is going to join you at your place and you better be ready! Women can be very nosy and this is when their senses are on high alert. Your dating tip for men:

Get the bachelor pad essentials right! 

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